shaggydoge:

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this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time

this x200000000 all thanks to star trek

(via tornadoofpwning)

Nevermind. People suck and I have no trust.

Not enough coffee in this world to wake me up right now. 

Not enough coffee in this world to wake me up right now. 

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru, via alisonnnizle)

This is a night where I’m actually not tired before nine o’clock, so I’m afraid if I lay down I’ll stay up and daydream or think too critically about life. There was a lot more I wanted to say, to write down just to relieve my head, but I forgot it all so I guess my mind relieved itself.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY